Monday, July 18, 2005
What in the world? I guess you would have define what “illegal” actually means… I would think that illegal immigrants really shouldn’t be in a US high school in the first place (let alone college).

Speaking to the nations' largest Hispanic civil rights organization, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., received a standing ovation Monday when she vowed her support for legislation that would allow illegal immigrant high school students to attend college.

[Via mcall.com - Clinton speaks before Hispanic civil rights conference]
posted on 7/18/2005 10:03:15 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  • This is something to play around with if you have some time. Very nice applications written in an open source framework based on Javascript (Ruby on Rails Port).

    TrimPath: Wow!:

    By nat

    TrimPath is amazing! They have a bunch of Javascript projects. Check out the demo spreadsheet and TrimQuery, as well as JavaScript Templates and TrimBreakpoint (for debugging JavaScript, always my bane). The latest project is TrimJunction, a port of Ruby on Rails to JavaScript. It's a set of tools for building Rich Internet Apps in JavaScript, libraries to help with the J part of Ajax. Very cool stuff!

    [Via O'Reilly Radar]
    posted on 7/18/2005 9:03:19 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Sunday, July 17, 2005

    Mark Treadwell has this entertaining list of intra/inter office translations. Very Dilbertesque.

    Office Survival: What They Say Versus What They Mean:

    There are many situations where the following translations apply.  I am sure you can think of a few.

    Statement: A careful analysis and review are underway at this time.
    Meaning: We haven’t looked at this yet.

    Statement: This is an interim reply to assure you we are working diligently on the problem.
    Meaning: The new guy gets this project, but he doesn’t start until next week.

    Statement: Unfortunately, your request to attend could not be approved.
    Meaning: We’re going and there’s no room or funding to take you.

    Statement: Thank you for your interest in our program.
    Meaning: Thanks for generating a lot more work for us.  We’ll remember you fondly forever.

    Statement: Congratulations, your nomination has been approved.
    Meaning: So you’re the one they found at the last minute.

    Statement: The attached summary gives a list of last year’s/quarter’s progress.
    Meaning: This is all the good news we could come up with.

    Statement: Thank you for your invitation.  Unfortunately, I cannot attend due to other commitments.
    Meaning: I wouldn’t attend if you sent me first class.

    Statement: On behalf of my Boss, I’m responding to your inquiry dated ____.
    Meaning: He couldn’t care less, so I’m answering to get you off our backs.

    Statement: We have known for some time...
    Meaning: Surely someone has known.  We just have to find him/her.

    Statement: A definite trend is developing.
    Meaning: This information is meaningless, but we are charting it until the Boss loses interest.

    Statement: This is of significant theoretical and practical value.
    Meaning: Personally, I like it, but the Boss hasn’t seen it yet.

    Statement: While definite answers are not available at this time...
    Meaning: We are scrambling to find some kind of answer and this buys us some time.

    Statement: Some examples are provided.
    Meaning: These are the only ones we could find.

    Statement: The meeting will be of great importance.
    Meaning: The meeting is of no real importance, but some of the attendees need the exposure.

    Statement: Here are the results of the new program.
    Meaning: These are the only ones we had nerve enough to show.

    Statement: A complete summary will be provided upon completion of the review.
    Meaning: We’ll send something when we get the time.

    Statement: It is generally accepted that...
    Meaning: As far as I am concerned.

    Statement: Due to the complexity of the issue and the anticipated impact of this action, additional time is required to render a comprehensive response.
    Meaning: There is no way I’ll ever understand this project, so I’m scrambling to find someone who does.

    Statement: Your ideas are basically sound.
    Meaning: This guy isn’t even close.

    [Via Geekswithblogs.net]
    posted on 7/17/2005 10:12:00 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  • Robert Scoble is looking for some of the best bad names for the eminent Longhorn Vista :-) release.

    My entry is: Yawnhorn

    Let's get Longhorn's inadequacies out of our systems:

    Tom Servo: Obligatory Longhorn Article.

    "People have started calling it Windows ME2 already. That should give Microsoft a clue."

    OK, I want everyone to link here and call Longhorn all the bad names you can. Let's get it out of our systems.

    Here, let's go.

    Longhorn = Macintosh 2000.

    Longhorn is a trainwreck.

    Longhorn=longwait

    Longhorn=XPSP3.

    Longhorn=what a Tiger eats for lunch.

    OK, that should get you all started. Can you come up with more fun ones? I think I'll make some T-shirts for the PDC from the best ones.

    Here, let's watch Bloglines (who is linking here) and Technorati (who is linking here) for links to this post. Sorry, comments are temporarily down right now.

    [Via Scobleizer: Microsoft Geek Blogger]
    posted on 7/17/2005 10:00:12 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Friday, July 15, 2005

    Imagine a web service that you access over your Wifi network that 1) syncs digital audio/music/podcasts, 2) updates an application with the path traveled by the car during the day (assuming it is your 17 year old daughter’s car) and 3) reports the tire pressure, oil pressure and gas level to track and signal significant levels of each. Sweet.

    Microsoft debuts new version of Windows Automotive:

    microsoft car

    Microsoft has released Windows Automotive 5.0, a new version of the Windows CE-based OS for embedded car computers. According to the company, the latest rev includes new tools for developers, such as a new UI toolkit, as well as support for Bluetooth, WiFi UPnP, USB, XML, SOAP and other common standards. Companies like Clarion, Alpine and Pioneer are already working on products, such as audio gear and GPS systems, that will be built on the latest version of Windows Automotive. Microsoft built the new Win Auto with development teams in both Redmond and Tokyo, in order to suck up to leverage the expertise of Japanese automakers and car-audio companies. And, of course, we just can’t resist the opportunity to take a cheap shot and revive once more the classic joke about what would happen if Microsoft made cars.

    [Via Engadget]
    posted on 7/15/2005 10:23:58 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  • Now this deserves consideration for an A&E Biography – or at least an E! True Hollywood Story…

    Slim Goodbody still plying his trade:

    Slim Goodbody Ever wonder what happened to Slim Goodbody, the Captain Kangaroo regular who taught us all about how we work? Neither did I, until I ran across this story from the Associated Press. Goodbody, a.k.a. John Burstein, may have lost his ridiculous afro-mullet, but he’s still making appearances at schools and hospitals across the United States, having given up his dream of becoming a Shakespearean actor when his alter-ego became popular. Sure, he still says dorky things like ” Give yourself a hug. Say, ‘I love my body. I’m the best me in the world.” (Um, you’re the only you in the world, John. Are you trying to mess with my kid’s ontological comprehension?) But he also teaches kids the inner workings of the human body and the benefits of making healthy decisions in a way that doesn’t put them to sleep. And you know, if the fact that he weighs the same 155 lbs. he did 30 years ago didn’t make me burn with hot envy, I might just be able to love the guy.

    [Via Blogging Baby]

    posted on 7/15/2005 8:49:56 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Thursday, July 14, 2005

    Scott Hanselman pointed to this link in the following post:

    25 Rules of Management:

    I've been reading as much as I can on how to be an effective manager lately. For a number of reasons, mostly internal, but also because in a recent lunch Chris Sells said (something like):

    "If you're not getting slapped by your boss at least twice a year, you're not pushing the envelope enough."

    It was just the little nugget of quasi-wisdom I needed to get thinking about my style. My boss, Chris Brooks, also pointed me to Swanson's Rules. Number 3 looked familiar.

    Bill Swanson's '25 Unwritten Rules of Management'
    1. Learn to say, "I don't know." If used when appropriate, it will be often.
    2. It is easier to get into something than it is to get out of it.
    3. If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
    4. Look for what is missing. Many know how to improve what's there, but few can see what isn't there.
    5. Viewgraph rule: When something appears on a viewgraph (an overhead transparency[, or powerpoint]), assume the world knows about it, and deal with it accordingly.
    6. Work for a boss with whom you are comfortable telling it like it is. Remember that you can't pick your relatives, but you can pick your boss.
    7. Constantly review developments to make sure that the actual benefits are what they are supposed to be. Avoid Newton's Law.
    8. However menial and trivial your early assignments may appear, give them your best efforts.
    9. Persistence or tenacity is the disposition to persevere in spite of difficulties, discouragement, or indifference. Don't be known as a good starter but a poor finisher.
    10. In completing a project, don't wait for others; go after them, and make sure it gets done.
    11. Confirm your instructions and the commitments of others in writing. Don't assume it will get done!
    12. Don't be timid; speak up. Express yourself, and promote your ideas.
    13. Practice shows that those who speak the most knowingly and confidently often end up with the assignment to get it done.
    14. Strive for brevity and clarity in oral and written reports.
    15. Be extremely careful of the accuracy of your statements.
    16. Don't overlook the fact that you are working for a boss.
    * Keep him or her informed. Avoid surprises!
    * Whatever the boss wants takes top priority.
    17. Promises, schedules, and estimates are important instruments in a well-ordered business.
    * You must make promises. Don't lean on the often-used phrase, "I can't estimate it because it depends upon many uncertain factors."
    18. Never direct a complaint to the top. A serious offense is to "cc" a person's boss.
    19. When dealing with outsiders, remember that you represent the company. Be careful of your commitments.
    20. Cultivate the habit of "boiling matters down" to the simplest terms. An elevator speech is the best way.
    21. Don't get excited in engineering emergencies. Keep your feet on the ground.
    22. Cultivate the habit of making quick, clean-cut decisions.
    23. When making decisions, the pros are much easier to deal with than the cons. Your boss wants to see the cons also.
    24. Don't ever lose your sense of humor.
    25. Have fun at what you do. It will reflect in your work. No one likes a grump except another grump. 
     
    [from Swanson's Rules]

    [Via ComputerZen.com - Scott Hanselman's Weblog]
    posted on 7/14/2005 7:08:52 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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