Wednesday, January 30, 2008

This is one of the best new ideas that I've seen recently. The premise is that you vote on the outcome of current news events (with virtual currency). It's fun way to read current news, but could turn into a real productivity killer.

Hubdub - Home

posted on 1/30/2008 5:14:32 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Monday, August 06, 2007

    Robert Scoble has apparently given up on email. He makes a good point for clear, open communication in his latest Twitter rant. If nothing else, the following tweets force me to consider the possibility of 1) defaulting to open communications (blog, twitter, forum) or 2) making sure that my private communication is acceptable for public consumption - don't say anything that the world couldn't see (not that the world is really all that interested in what I am doing.)

    From Twitter via pidgin:

    (13:51:42) twitter@twitter.com: Scobleizer: It's amazing that in this age of Twitter that people still send email. I hate email. I hate direct Tweets. I hate Facebook messages.
    (13:52:58) twitter@twitter.com: Scobleizer: PR people are the worst in the email regard. Speaker planners are close. I don't answer a lot of my email anymore. If I did, I'd never do.
    (13:55:44) twitter@twitter.com: Scobleizer: arikb: yeah, email still has SOME value. But going down all the time. I far prefer people not send me private notes. Scalable communication.
    (13:56:40) twitter@twitter.com: Scobleizer: I always answer things in public space first. Why? Because those communications scale.
    (13:57:06) twitter@twitter.com: Scobleizer: If something really needs to be private than email is great. But most of my email doesn't need to be private.
    (13:58:30) twitter@twitter.com: Scobleizer: Or people asking me to blog. Very low quality stuff. If PR people were forced to do their work in public their entire method would change.
    14:00
    (14:00:44) twitter@twitter.com: Scobleizer: If I want to get a hold of Mike Arrington, for instance, i know that writing a Tweet about him will get his attention far faster than email.
    (14:04:42) twitter@twitter.com: Scobleizer: Basically this is my gesture to the world: I am not answering my email and I'm not going to start. I'm overloaded. Tweet me.

     

    posted on 8/6/2007 2:31:23 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Monday, May 28, 2007

    Lego is the world's most reputable company: 

    For the eighth year, Reputation Institute, a New York City-based consultancy and research firm, conducted a study to find the answer. This year's winner is LEGO. Yes, LEGO, the 70-year-old Danish toy manufacturer, scored No. 1 out of 600 companies worldwide.

    Source: Development Crossing: The world’s most reputable companies

     

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    posted on 5/28/2007 6:13:29 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Wednesday, May 23, 2007

    Today, the inhabitants of Earth have hit a significant milestone. The population of the planet has moved from the country to the city.

    "...Wednesday, May 23, 2007, represents a major demographic shift, according to scientists from North Carolina State University and the University of Georgia: For the first time in human history, the earth’s population will be more urban than rural."

    from Mayday 23: World Population Becomes More Urban Than Rural

    I'm pretty sure that this is the kid who tipped the scales:

    Pic from Moonage WebDream 

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    posted on 5/23/2007 4:05:53 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Thursday, June 15, 2006

    MSN is looking for a few good men or women who can do the job that other companies probably just use screen scraping for. 

    From the above job listing page:

    Hand crafted results
    When all else fails, and the ranking algorithms do not pass the confidence threshold, we fall back to delivering handcrafted results. Working on a team of approximately 132 other handcrafters in 26 worldwide markets, you will receive a user query, use all the available search engines to quickly scour the web for results, pick the top 10 results for this query, and send it on to the user. Successful handcrafters can typically find top 10 results for a real-time user’s query in less than 3.8 seconds. This is an opportunity to truly connect with customers, because the queries that get routed to you are precisely the ones that the engine cannot answer well. We will have adequate staffing to allow generous coffee and bathroom breaks.
    If you are an expert at using at least 3 different search engines, well versed with American English/colloquial usage, and can type at > 149 words/minute as measured by the Simia-Lico method – come join us and delight users real-time!

    My assumption is (based on the job description) that they are hiring in order to end around any anti-scrape technology that Google might implement. Hmmmmm…

    What happens when the handcrafter receives a request for something illegal or immoral? The system is no longer automated – is liability transferred? If someone were to search for the latest Neil Young album and the handcrafter returned an MP3 link, does that then mean that the handcrafter gets the RIAA “fine”.?

    What is the responsibility of the handcrafter to report the IP address, MSN user name of the person who queries “how to build a dirty bomb”?

    Would you use MSN search if you knew (which you now know) that some handcrafter might see that you are searching for “hemorrhoid treatment center in or around Boone, NC”?

    I type pretty fast and am fairly efficient when Googling. However, if I had to provide the top 10 results in 3.8 seconds to ANY query, then I could do little more than copy and paste the first 10 appeared – which sounds like a screen scrape to me. It doesn’t afford time to compare results, traverse links and determine which links are the most relevant – the engine that I just exploited does all that work for me.

     We will have adequate staffing to allow generous coffee and bathroom breaks.

    I am glad that bathroom breaks are what they will have adequate staffing for. They might want to double up as many of their staff will probably require a little assistance.

     If you are an expert at using at least 3 different search engines

    Even if one of those three is actually using the other two to give the results? I foresee an infinite loop where one handcrafter’s request gets handed off to another handcrafter’s request and so on and so forth. I guess it would ultimately end when one of the handcrafters had to take that much anticipated bathroom break.

     well versed with American English/colloquial usage

    Well versed meaning: “lives in Bangalore”.

     

     

    posted on 6/15/2006 8:56:00 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [3]
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  •  Friday, June 09, 2006

    I guess that the Church of Scientology is trying to broaden their reach a little bit. Let the Days of Thunder jokes begin.

    From Sports Illustrated:

    The Church of Scientology, the religion for which actor Tom Cruise crusades, will attempt to spread its "Ignite Your Potential" message into auto racing through sponsorship of a race car in one of NASCAR's lowest levels.

    Kenton Gray, a 35-year-old Californian, will attempt to make the field for a late model race Saturday night at Irwindale (Calif.) Speedway. His No. 27 Ford Taurus will be sponsored by Bridge Publications, which publishes Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's bestseller "Dianetics."

    The hood of the car will say "Dianetics" on it, along with a volcano to mimic the book cover.

    posted on 6/9/2006 3:54:00 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [2]
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  •  Saturday, May 27, 2006

    This ridiculous little flash app is a complete waste of time. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    posted on 5/27/2006 2:13:07 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [4]
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  •  Wednesday, May 24, 2006

    I love it.

    GoogleReader

    posted on 5/24/2006 3:27:36 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [1]
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  •  Monday, May 22, 2006

    I came across a Dugg link on fixing the problem with MFA (Made for Adsense) pages in Google and how they were polluting search results and hindering fair value in the AdWords system. I decided to go ahead and quickly run up a DotNetNuke AdSense hosting system to try to implement some of what the article was describing.

    I have added the my first stab at it over here and it took a little under an hour using DotNetNuke. I’ll post my results in the next few days. My only real concern is that I at least make back the $20 that I put into it – if that works out then I am all for this kind of civil disobedience. :-).

    H

    From the article:

    This tutorial will definitely increase the number of MFA web sites as well as our previous research on Digg.com attention grabbing words increased the number of stories with "amazing", "digg", "revealed" words. When the number of MFA web sites will reach the critical mass, Google will turn on its immune system.

    posted on 5/22/2006 2:19:18 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [1]
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  •  Thursday, April 06, 2006

     

    Partition20060405My first impulse when I read about BootCamp was to check the date and make certain that it was not posted April 1, 2006.

    It seems that Apple will be helping it’s Intel based users run Windows XP:

    To broaden its appeal in a Windows-dominated world, Apple Computer Inc. unveiled software Wednesday to help owners of its new Intel-based Macs run not only its own operating system but also Microsoft Corp.'s rival software. [link]

    Another quote:

    "It makes the Mac the most versatile computer on the market," said Tim Bajarin, a tech industry consultant at Creative Strategies.[link]

    What makes it any more versatile than a grey box AMD machine running XP Pro and Ubuntu… oh wait - better yet, just send me an Ubuntu bootable LIVE CD for my AMD running XP Pro and who’s got the bigger (and cleaner) rig now?

    Microsoft IPOD

    Here are some other observations from around the way:

    Dan Gillmore writes: My main worry is that the notoriously porous (to malware) Windows partitions will give the bad guys access to the Mac partitions, which so far are almost entirely free of the malware that afflicts the Windows community. Macs are getting the attention of the malevolent hackers, though, and will soon enough be facing at least some of the virus/worm/trojan/etc. woes. Mac users shouldn't be cocky.

    Ujwal Tickoo writes: The three reasons behind this strategic move from Apple seem to be:

    1. Increase the sales of Intel based Mac computers and improve Apple Mac's market share 
    2. Help interested Windows users switch to the "cooler" Mac Hardware while continuing to use their Windows software and data.
    3. Allow existing Mac users to use software, utilities, and games available on Windows and therefore not dump the Macintosh.

    Om Malik mused: …Apple HQ has a sick sense of humor… Sick as in making people up north sick. The release of Boot Camp, a small application that allows you to install and use Windows XP on a Mac (running Intel chips of course) is proof that one should never ever believe what Apple says. After all for the longest time, the company issued half-hearted denials about no-interest in having Windows run on a Mac. Yeah right - that’s like saying that Steve Jobs has a wardrobe full of rainbow colored mock-neck sweaters.

     

    posted on 4/6/2006 2:31:03 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Saturday, April 01, 2006

    Honest and Forthright

    I understand that this is actually a true report and in regards to the dreadful/horrible/unimaginable actions of the lacrosse team, but the image itself struck me as funny.

     

    posted on 4/1/2006 1:27:08 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Tuesday, March 07, 2006

    Here is my take on what your Cingular’s Real Enabled phone will look like in service:

    Bufferphone

    You should get used to that little green “Buffering line”.

    I also foresee the following feature set:

    64 MB flash… Wait it’s Real, you can’t really save the video… let’s make that 16MB.
    1.5 GB of RAM… Remember, it’s Real player. I think this should be enough.
    3 Midi files (all stored on the internal 16MB flash card) – “You lost that lovin’ feelin’”, “Waiting on a miracle” and “Axel F” for you to listen to while buffering.
    A custom WAP home page with three links to the three sites that still encode ANYTHING in Real.

    The new portalet will be called “PluralCingular.com”, because that name makes about as much sense as partnering with Real for this type of technology.

    Via: BetaNews | Cingular Taps Real for Video Service

    Cingular on Tuesday announced the availability of Cingular Video, a free service to subscribers of its high-speed data network. The deployment, which is the first commercial use of RealNetwork's Helix technology, would be available in the 16 markets currently served by the carrier's 3G UMTS/HSDPA network.

    posted on 3/7/2006 4:15:30 PM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Wednesday, February 22, 2006

    This is just gross…

    A middle school student in South Florida discovered, in a school science project, that ice from fast food restaurants contains heavier concentrations of harmful bacteria than the toilet water in the same store (70% of the time).

    I guess that points to the fact that the water for ice making, etc… is handled more than the water that fills the john. This would make me phobic not just of the ice, but of all food handled in the same manner as the ice. Yuck!

    I used to get my dog a burger when I would drive through McDonalds or Burger King, but now I guess I’ll just start letting him drink out of the toilet again.

    AOL News - Fast-Food Ice Dirtier Than Toilet Water

    Jasmine Roberts never expected her award-winning middle school science project to get so much attention. But the project produced some disturbing results: 70 percent of the time, ice from fast food restaurants was dirtier than toilet water.

    posted on 2/22/2006 10:17:10 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Friday, February 17, 2006

    Stanley Burrell (M.C. Hammer… I mean Hammer) paid the YouTube guys a visit in this video. Just a few items of note…

    • Hammer looks much more… umm…  different… than he did in the late 80’s, early 90’s.
    • Mike the technician didn’t take his eyes off his LCD when he shakes Hammer’s hand… Commitment.
    • I still don’t quite understand what Hyphy, Thizz and Krumping are (is?).

    Can’t touch this. Maybe I’m just a little 2 Legit…

     

    posted on 2/17/2006 11:25:55 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Thursday, February 02, 2006
    This is by far the funniest thing I have ever seen from Leno (who I generally find pretty annoying). Leno sets up a photo booth at an amusement park. Hilarious.
    posted on 2/2/2006 11:34:00 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Thursday, January 12, 2006

    As I write this 5 minutes after waking, I can’t help but think that I will regret the post later :-)… The article goes on to define the condition as sleep inertia – I like that.

    Americans who check their e-mail and scan the newspaper right after they get out of bed in the morning may want to wait just a bit longer.

    That's the message from a small study that suggests the brain needs a little time to wake up.

    In fact, researchers found that people who just wake up from sleep are more mentally addled than when they undergo 26 hours of sleep deprivation.

    from Science Probes the Awakening Brain - Forbes.com

     

    posted on 1/12/2006 5:58:31 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Tuesday, November 08, 2005

    This has to be one of the cooler things I’ve read recently.

    MIAMI (AP) -- The crew of a luxury cruise ship used a sonic weapon that blasts earsplitting noise in a directed beam while being attacked by a gang of pirates off Africa this weekend, the cruise line said Monday.

    The Seabourn Spirit had a Long Range Acoustic Device, or LRAD, installed as a part of its defense systems, said Bruce Good, a spokesman for Miami-based Seabourn Cruise Line. The Spirit was about 100 miles off Somalia when pirates fired rocket-propelled grenades and machine guns as they tried to get onboard.

    via AP Headlines

    The device was apparantly developed shortly after the terrorist attack on the USS Cole in Yemen and, according to the article, is able to pinpoint a high pitch beam of sound over a great distance. The LRAD doesn’t affect anyone except the intended target of the beam – sweet.

    I wonder if I could track one of these down by Febuary 7, 2006? (Carolina – Duke in Chapel Hill, NC).

    posted on 11/8/2005 11:31:24 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Monday, November 07, 2005

    I’ve seen bad basketball games, but this is rediculous.

    EARLSBORO, Okla. -- The Hanna High School basketball team can take some consolation: It didn't get shut out.

    It did, however, lose 112-2 on Friday night to Earlsboro.

    "It was embarrassing to watch," Earlsboro coach Jim Walling told The Oklahoman. "But you can't just tell your kids not to score. I've been coaching 27 years and have never been involved in something like this."

    The Wildcats led 42-0 after one quarter and 73-2 at halftime. Walling pulled his starters in the second half, and game officials kept a running clock, stopping it only for free throws.

    Each player on Earlsboro's 10-man boys' roster scored. Seven players finished in double figures.

    [via local6.com - News - Okla. High School Basketball Team Loses 112-2]

    posted on 11/7/2005 9:33:23 AM (Eastern Standard Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Tuesday, September 27, 2005

    I’m thinking of quiting my day job, pulling my shorts up to my chest, putting on some black socks, buying a metal detector and moving to Myrtle Beach.

    Robot uncovers $10 billion treasure:

    TreasureIsland

    Chilean robot “Arturito,” who made his bones, literally, by finding a dead man’s bones, has now taken on the decidedly less-altruistic task of treasure hunting. Seemingly little more than a modified metal detector, Arturito was unleashed on Chile’s Robinson Crusoe island (pictured above) where he stumbled across about 600 barrels of buried gold coins and jewels, presumably looted from the Incans during the Spanish occupation. The hunters’ lawyer estimates the treasure to be valued at around $10 billion (our lawyer tells us that Engadget has a similar valuation), and promises that it will be donated to non-profit organizations (although the Chilean government says you can’t donate what you don’t own; way to flex that eminent domain muscle, guys). Expect GoldenPalace to develop their own “treasurebot” that scours eBay for even more grilled cheese sandwiches, beat-up old cars, and celebrity pregnancy tests.

    [Via The Raw Feed]

    posted on 9/27/2005 10:01:44 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Monday, September 12, 2005

    Tongue-eating bug found in fish:

    A gross creature which gobbles up a fish's tongue and then replaces it with its own body has been found in Britain for the first time.
    [Via digg]
    posted on 9/12/2005 12:21:59 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Friday, September 09, 2005

    They will always be just Legos in my heart. I don’t know what in the world that other junk they make should be called .

    Legos site treats visitors to lecutre on correct trademark use:

    Cory Doctorow: Direct your browser to www.legos.com (as opposed to lego.com) and instead of being redirected to Lego's main site, you are treated to a ten-second view of a screen in which a lawyerly paragraph scolds you viciously for abusing the Lego trademark by calling the toys "Legos." They ask you to stop calling them Legos and switch to the far more mellifluous "Lego Bricks or Toys." You know what? Real people in the real world call the toys Legos. Real customers. People don't rearrange their idiom to suit trademark lawyers. Deal. Link (Thanks, Dan!)
    [Via Boing Boing]
    posted on 9/9/2005 11:21:39 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [1]
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  •  Tuesday, August 09, 2005

    Google blackballs CNET:

    Somebody needs to teach Google some basic media relations. CNET googled Google's CEO, and now Google said it won't talk to CNET reporters for a year.
    [Via Lost Remote]
    posted on 8/9/2005 4:30:29 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Monday, July 25, 2005

    I saw this on Reuters and several other outlets. I think that the teachers must have “deferred success” on their drug test.

    LONDON (Reuters) - The word "fail" should be banned from use in British classrooms and replaced with the phrase "deferred success" to avoid demoralizing pupils, a group of teachers has proposed.
    [Via Reuters: Oddly Enough]
    posted on 7/25/2005 10:34:30 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  • :-)

    Vista definition: A distant view or prospect, especially one seen through an opening, as between rows of buildings or trees.

    I guess that they have seen the distant view. It's the view right behind them that gives them so much grief.
    Microsoft may be in trouble for naming its forthcoming operating system Vista after it transpired that the name has been registered by an American company for nearly six years.

    [Via Microsoft may have to alter Vista - vnunet.com]
    posted on 7/25/2005 11:42:36 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Sunday, July 24, 2005

    Phone company blocks access to telecoms union's website:

    Cory Doctorow: The Telecommunications Workers' Union of Canada is striking against has been locked out by Telus, a large phone company and ISP. Two of TWU's sites (including Voices for Change, a message board where union members can discuss issues such as being without a contract for 1666 days and last having received a general wage increase 2031 days ago).

    Telus is playing very dirty -- they're blocking access to the union's website so that their workers and the general public are cut off from legitimate debate about this action. This is inexcusable: imagine if this phone company chose to block all calls into union headquarters. From an email forwarded by Damien Fox:

    Telus Communications Inc, Canada's second largest telephone company, whose 13,500 unionized employees setup picket lines only sixteen hours before Telus implemented their non-negotiated contract offer Friday is now playing media censor.

    In an attempt to convince employees to cross picket lines and win public support during what may be a long labour dispute, Telus has blocked access to several pro-union websites from any Telus customer internet connections. This comes only one day after the Canadian Industrial Regulations Board (CIRB) found Telus guilty of bargaining in bad faith for the third time during the negotiation process that has left the Telecommunications Workers Union (TWU) without a contract for nearly five years.

    TWU members who rely on these websites and internet discussion forums for communications are now looking for alternative methods for retrieving information related to what is happening on picket lines across Alberta and BC. Union members who are able to get to the website are angered but not surprised by Telus' latest move.

    "What else should we expect from a company who has tried to implement a contract deemed a violation of Canadian Labour Code? Telus' disrespect for customers, employees, and Canadian labour law has all unions in Canada on the edge of their seat. If Telus successfully imposes their non-negotiated contracts, it sets precedence for all unionized companies across Canada when they sit down to bargain." one post reads. The CIRB has been reluctant to impose any penalties for Telus' violations of labour code as they are unsure what the direct impact has been on the bargaining process, and if the two parties would be any further along if Telus had followed labour law. Telus has been found guilty of several counts of bargaining in bad faith and interfering with the operations of a trade union by the CIRB.

    Known pro-union websites currently blocked to Telus customers are www.voices-for-change.com and www.telusscabs.ca . Visitors posting on the website are asking fellow union members, Telus customers, and the public to file a complaint with the CRTC and their MP for Telus violating their personal right to freedom of speech and freedom of the press under the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

    For further union information and media inquiries, please contact Bruce Bell, TWU President at 604-341-2925 or Sid Shniad at the TWU Burnaby Office at 604-437-8601. Visit the TWU web site: www.twu-canada.ca

    For furher Telus information and media inquiries, please contact Nick Culo, National Communications, Telus Corporation at 780-493-7236, nick.culo@telus.com or visit www.Telus.com

    Link (Thanks, Damien!)

    Update: Abram sez, "This is the website through which you can make complaints to the CRTC about the business practices of Telus."

    [Via Boing Boing]

    posted on 7/24/2005 11:18:46 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Monday, July 18, 2005
    What in the world? I guess you would have define what “illegal” actually means… I would think that illegal immigrants really shouldn’t be in a US high school in the first place (let alone college).

    Speaking to the nations' largest Hispanic civil rights organization, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., received a standing ovation Monday when she vowed her support for legislation that would allow illegal immigrant high school students to attend college.

    [Via mcall.com - Clinton speaks before Hispanic civil rights conference]
    posted on 7/18/2005 10:03:15 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Sunday, July 17, 2005

    Mark Treadwell has this entertaining list of intra/inter office translations. Very Dilbertesque.

    Office Survival: What They Say Versus What They Mean:

    There are many situations where the following translations apply.  I am sure you can think of a few.

    Statement: A careful analysis and review are underway at this time.
    Meaning: We haven’t looked at this yet.

    Statement: This is an interim reply to assure you we are working diligently on the problem.
    Meaning: The new guy gets this project, but he doesn’t start until next week.

    Statement: Unfortunately, your request to attend could not be approved.
    Meaning: We’re going and there’s no room or funding to take you.

    Statement: Thank you for your interest in our program.
    Meaning: Thanks for generating a lot more work for us.  We’ll remember you fondly forever.

    Statement: Congratulations, your nomination has been approved.
    Meaning: So you’re the one they found at the last minute.

    Statement: The attached summary gives a list of last year’s/quarter’s progress.
    Meaning: This is all the good news we could come up with.

    Statement: Thank you for your invitation.  Unfortunately, I cannot attend due to other commitments.
    Meaning: I wouldn’t attend if you sent me first class.

    Statement: On behalf of my Boss, I’m responding to your inquiry dated ____.
    Meaning: He couldn’t care less, so I’m answering to get you off our backs.

    Statement: We have known for some time...
    Meaning: Surely someone has known.  We just have to find him/her.

    Statement: A definite trend is developing.
    Meaning: This information is meaningless, but we are charting it until the Boss loses interest.

    Statement: This is of significant theoretical and practical value.
    Meaning: Personally, I like it, but the Boss hasn’t seen it yet.

    Statement: While definite answers are not available at this time...
    Meaning: We are scrambling to find some kind of answer and this buys us some time.

    Statement: Some examples are provided.
    Meaning: These are the only ones we could find.

    Statement: The meeting will be of great importance.
    Meaning: The meeting is of no real importance, but some of the attendees need the exposure.

    Statement: Here are the results of the new program.
    Meaning: These are the only ones we had nerve enough to show.

    Statement: A complete summary will be provided upon completion of the review.
    Meaning: We’ll send something when we get the time.

    Statement: It is generally accepted that...
    Meaning: As far as I am concerned.

    Statement: Due to the complexity of the issue and the anticipated impact of this action, additional time is required to render a comprehensive response.
    Meaning: There is no way I’ll ever understand this project, so I’m scrambling to find someone who does.

    Statement: Your ideas are basically sound.
    Meaning: This guy isn’t even close.

    [Via Geekswithblogs.net]
    posted on 7/17/2005 10:12:00 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  • Robert Scoble is looking for some of the best bad names for the eminent Longhorn Vista :-) release.

    My entry is: Yawnhorn

    Let's get Longhorn's inadequacies out of our systems:

    Tom Servo: Obligatory Longhorn Article.

    "People have started calling it Windows ME2 already. That should give Microsoft a clue."

    OK, I want everyone to link here and call Longhorn all the bad names you can. Let's get it out of our systems.

    Here, let's go.

    Longhorn = Macintosh 2000.

    Longhorn is a trainwreck.

    Longhorn=longwait

    Longhorn=XPSP3.

    Longhorn=what a Tiger eats for lunch.

    OK, that should get you all started. Can you come up with more fun ones? I think I'll make some T-shirts for the PDC from the best ones.

    Here, let's watch Bloglines (who is linking here) and Technorati (who is linking here) for links to this post. Sorry, comments are temporarily down right now.

    [Via Scobleizer: Microsoft Geek Blogger]
    posted on 7/17/2005 10:00:12 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Friday, July 15, 2005

    Now this deserves consideration for an A&E Biography – or at least an E! True Hollywood Story…

    Slim Goodbody still plying his trade:

    Slim Goodbody Ever wonder what happened to Slim Goodbody, the Captain Kangaroo regular who taught us all about how we work? Neither did I, until I ran across this story from the Associated Press. Goodbody, a.k.a. John Burstein, may have lost his ridiculous afro-mullet, but he’s still making appearances at schools and hospitals across the United States, having given up his dream of becoming a Shakespearean actor when his alter-ego became popular. Sure, he still says dorky things like ” Give yourself a hug. Say, ‘I love my body. I’m the best me in the world.” (Um, you’re the only you in the world, John. Are you trying to mess with my kid’s ontological comprehension?) But he also teaches kids the inner workings of the human body and the benefits of making healthy decisions in a way that doesn’t put them to sleep. And you know, if the fact that he weighs the same 155 lbs. he did 30 years ago didn’t make me burn with hot envy, I might just be able to love the guy.

    [Via Blogging Baby]

    posted on 7/15/2005 8:49:56 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Monday, June 27, 2005
    A Slashdotter posted the following:
    Alex_Ionescu writes "U.S. scientists have managed to revive dead dogs to life, by using a technique similar to cryogenation, in which the dogs' blood was drained and replaced by a cold, saline liquid. A couple of hours, their blood was replaced, and an electric shock brought them back to life with no brain damage. The technology will be tested on humans within the next year."
    [Via Slashdot]
    Frightening... Cool, but frightening.
    posted on 6/27/2005 4:56:00 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Monday, June 20, 2005
    Oceans 13
    Mount Holly Man Charged With Theft Of Chicken Parts
    MOUNT HOLLY, N.C. -- A man who neighbors reported was selling frozen chicken pieces from the back of a trailer at his home was charged in connection with the theft of a $100,000 trailer-load of chicken parts in May, police said.
    Walter Hicks Petty, 46, was arrested Saturday and charged with two counts of receiving stolen goods, arrest warrants said.
    Police who responded to the neighbors' call last month found a trailer that had been reported missing by Colonial Freight Systems, valued at $44,500.
    Inside the trailer, police recovered about 20 pallets containing 1,854 cases of assorted frozen chicken parts, according to warrant affidavits.
    Police said they spoke to Veola McCorkle, 50, who told police her boyfriend, Petty, met with a truck driver in front of his residence. McCorkle also told police the truck driver left the trailer on Petty's property, Mount Holly Police Officer Thomas Sperling.
    McCorkle was charged May 26 with receiving stolen goods and was released from jail the next day on unsecured bond, according to jail records.
    Police obtained warrants for Petty's arrest in May but were unable to find him until Saturday, Sperling said.
    Petty was held at Gaston County Jail on $50,000 bond.

    [Via WSOCTV.com - Charlotte News - Mount Holly Man Charged With Theft Of Chicken Parts]
    posted on 6/20/2005 10:31:40 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Thursday, June 16, 2005
    I read the following on Engadget and have sneaking suspicion that Cingular is coming out in support of keeping a ban on in air use of cellphones not because of etiquette issues but because it would completely freak out its cellular network.

    Has anyone known Cingular to care all that much about the consumers actual experience?

    From Engadget:
    plane

    In a rare corporate display of coming out against something they stand to benefit from, Cingular has sent a missive to the FAA indicating their position against lifting the in-flight cellphone ban. Their official take on the matter is that there is “a time and a place for wireless phone conversations, and seldom does that include the confines of an airplane flight.” They even go so far as to say that, should the ban be lifted, they would be encouraging its customers to refrain from in-flight talking and use data services only (”tap, not talk”). However, oddly, in a joint letter to the FCC with Verizon, they indicated they might support lifting the ban if safeguards were in place to protect consumers on the ground from interference. So… which is it, dudes?

    [Thanks, josh]


    There are of course some other compelling reasons to limit their use.
    posted on 6/16/2005 3:11:09 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  • Dude... not again.
    Boxer Kevin McBride says Mike Tyson took a bite out of him during McBride's sixth-round TKO triumph over the former heavyweight champion last Saturday night, according to a report in The Sun of Great Britain.
    [Via FOXSports.com News]
    posted on 6/16/2005 12:19:09 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [1]
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  •  Monday, June 06, 2005
    Great idea, however their website says that the offer Multiple power sources and backup generators. I wonder if those backup generators are diesel or solar? :-)
    Weird is the first thought that came to my mind when I first heard about wind powered Web hosting. After giving it some thought though, I think it is a great idea for those out there who want to be "green entrepreneurs". Web hosting that is eco-friendly, who would have guessed it would have ever been possible?
    [Via Mitchelaneous]
    posted on 6/6/2005 3:53:46 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Wednesday, June 01, 2005
    Looking for a cure for boredom in Iraq the Royal Dragoon Guards decided to put together a music video for Tony Christies Amarillo... Very nice.
    It was filmed on a standard camcorder, then they sent it to the UK Ministry Of Defence (MOD) where it was that popular that one of the MODs mail servers crashed as demand was so high for it. It was featured on the BBC news and afterwards the BBC were inundated with people trying to get a copy of it.

    [Via British UK Army Spoof of Amarillo by the Royal Dragoon Guards]


    There seem to be stability problems with the feed... Here are some other mirrors: Stream Zip Be sure to visit the source as well for updates.
    posted on 6/1/2005 1:21:06 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Tuesday, May 17, 2005
    Well, I guess someone beat me to my idea. Oh well, at least there is now a service that I can use :-)...

    The latest Google Maps mash up shows cheap gas near you… unless you live in Los Angeles which has no cheap gas!

    google maps cheap gas

    [Via The Unofficial Google Weblog]

    [UPDATE] It appears that the site's host has taken it offline - probably for overuse. I knew it - I coulda made a killing :-).[/UPDATE]

    [UPDATE] And it's back... [/UPDATE]

    posted on 5/17/2005 5:25:30 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Sunday, May 08, 2005
    Brilliant. This one is definately office door worthy.

    [Via Dilbert]
    posted on 5/8/2005 10:04:11 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Thursday, May 05, 2005
    WARNING: Do Not Read This If You Have Work To Do!!!!!!!!!
    Single handedly killing productivity - one brain @ a time... Awesome.

    Why oh why did anyone have to remind me that these games exist and are available to play immediately online whenever I want without even installing anything. Just click a link and play... Oh the evils of the Internet.

    [Via A Complete Waste Of Time WARNING: Do Not Read This If You Have Work To Do!!!!!!!!! :: MarkTAW.com]
    posted on 5/5/2005 2:50:11 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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  •  Wednesday, May 04, 2005
    Just when you thought it was safe to eat fast food again... This time it was actually the fault of one of the employees, who apparently had lost their finger earlier. The most disturbing item for me was this blurb from the article.

    We're told the employee is recovering, but will have to live without his finger tip, because Clarence didn't return it. Clarence is keeping the finger in his freezer, hoping to use it as evidence in his lawsuit. Monday he had meetings with several Wilmington attorneys, but there's no word if anyone has taken the case.

    [Via WWAY NewsChannel 3, Wilmington, NC: New Details: Human Finger in Custard]


    Just give the kid back his finger, I am sure he would show up in court with it.
    posted on 5/4/2005 12:29:50 PM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0]
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